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[14 Dec 2008|01:07am] friendsonly because it's trendy. READ 25 COMMENT

[16 Feb 2007|07:03pm] IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND YOU WILL GO TO THIS. EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN CANADA, CHICAGO, OR CALIFORNIA. NO SERIOUISLY. COMMENT

[11 Jul 2006|01:09am] Scholarships make me feel blessed.. but in a fucked way. When I'm filling out forms to see what I'm eligible for I begin to curse my parents for simple things, like why can't I be blind? I also tend to lie a lot. On the most current one I said that I have ADD, I'm bisexual, and a vegetarian. I sat around at work today doing nothing, talked to Ryan about how I love boys and hate girls, and then I ate chicken for dinner. But that's all right. I'm also angry at the fact that I am white. Why can't I be Indian?! Then I could also click the 'lives on reservation' box. I clicked Roman Catholic and Atheist boxes, only because it allowed two and that way I would be covering two polar opposites. I clicked on speech impairment because I can't pronounce my 'ngs' Apparently I'm also spanish speaking, going to adopt children from foreign countries, and then I thought about quitting both Gloria Jean's and Rue so that I could work at McDonalds. They get scholarships. I'm also a paraplegic because I watched 6 hours of Entourage on my couch today. Then, to explain all of this, I clicked on schizophrenic. That way I can do be whoever I want and get the mother fucking money. READ 1 COMMENT

[01 Jul 2006|09:01am] [ mood | nervous ] [ music | angels and airwaves - the ADVENTURE. ] Squirrels are assholes. I like it hot. While the rest of my family sits in 65 degree air conditioning, I lay outside with layers and layers on. I am a tropical being!!! And so for this reason, I almost DIED. I woke up at apx. 6 am this morning. At 8:50 I said, "Aye grl. Hungry?" and then I went for my APPLES AND CINNAMON OATMEAL (which was completely delicious by the way) and I COOKED IT in the micro and grabbed a spoon and said, "LETSEATOUTSIDE." and I did. Keep in mind that I look like E.T. right now. I have on a hoodie that is up over my head and then my neck is kind of crooked because of the way I slept and there are bronzer creases everywhere. So I'm pretty much a scary fuck right now. Now, my backyard has a huge walnut tree. I sat on the stairs that lead to the lower level of the grassy area. I said, "Mmmmdeliciousdelicious." And enjoyed the scenery around me. It was pretty. A walnut fell 2 inches away from me. 2 INCHES1! In case you don't know what a walnut looks like before it is SHUCKED, it is about an inch and a half to two inches in diameter, hard, green, and juicy. When they hit the ground they make huge thud sounds and shake the earth's magma core.  At this point I'm pretty shocked. I decide to not move, but at a last minutes decision I moved up to the concrete area and sit on a nice BENCH. It was lovely. I had vines behind me, I had a good view of the walnut tree. Life was good. I was eating my oats!! Then, right where I was sitting before, not one, BUT THREE walnuts fall IN UNISON exactly where I was. When does that happen? This one time when I was laying out a walnut hit me in my forehead. Thank gloria that I had bangs to cover that one up! hhahahahahahaha. READ 2 COMMENT

[08 Jun 2006|11:17am] I went back to the DMV right after I posted that. Sorry for being dramatic. There was this man that looked just like James Brown!!! Only more strung out and in a rainbow polo!! He scared me. Anyways, here I am with DEAN HILL! He gave me girl scout cookies and showed me pictures of lighthouses. I love insurance. ( PICCCTURESSz ) READ 6 COMMENT

[07 Jun 2006|02:03pm] [ mood | depressed. for real!!!!!!jk. ] [ music | open up yoru heart - the rapture ] THIS IS ON THE SPACE. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Katie Date: Jun 7, 2006 12:01 PM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My life is so stressful. The DMV will not accept my birth certificate because it's from a hospital so I have to go to the courthouse and get a new copy and then go back and cry my eyes out because there are so many ugly people there. Just kidding. Actually, no I'm not. A toothless lady licked her lips TOWARDS ME. I will totally be slitting my throat later tonight. READ 5 COMMENT

[07 Jun 2006|08:11am] [ mood | energetic ] [ music | Sooofyaan. ] IT'S LICENSE DAY! I just woke up and I grabbed myself a water and it is so cold and delicious in my throat!! Everything tastes amazing on license day, except for the macaroni and cheese I had a few minutes ago. I put it back in the refrigerator and had myself a BREAAKFAST SQUARE! version oatmeal raisin. Hello tastebuds. My whole life has been leading up to this moment and to prepare I have chosen to wake up 3 hours earlier than I normally do. I have my insurance appointment with Dean Hill at 11 and after that we're going to the DMV. I'm kind of excited about meeting Dean Hill because his name sounds like a sausage brand and according to Google he looks like this: Stephanie said he was an enjoyable man and her alarm just went off. I plan on taking pictures all day today and especially one with the D.H. to show all of you what he actually looks like. i'msoexcited. I'm kind of worried for the DMV because of Dane Cooke. I feel like I should bring a few painkillers and possibly some alcohol with me, but I'll hold back. I don't think that's the place to start drinking. It is however, the place to LOOK GOOD!!!!!!! My plans for looking like a hot mama include taking my clothes off, a shower after that, brushing my teeth, washing my face, blow drying my hair, putting on clothes, styling my hair (pretty much running my fingers through it), putting on make up, and putting on my final set of clothes. I know what you're thinking, what will I wear? I haven't even gotten that far. I just know that it's going to include my favorite pair of skinny jeans, my tan suede ballet flats OR my striped ones. ((P.S. SOMEONE BUY ME   THESE CHANEL LOVELIES FOR MEMORIAL DAY. srsly.)) and I'll top it off with a conservative top that I will both dress up and down to my liking. Add a few crazy accessories and I do believe that I have it going on. After that I plan on having a few cups of coffee, oh dear jesus. I just got a choking fit from drinking too fast. I plan on making an Open Road mixed cd that will be playing in the car. I will post the PL and pictures of this monumental day later on. Then I am going to put on my sunglasses, grad my Fendi continent (it's too big to be called a purse), fill it with goods (the drugs for dmv waits), and I'm going to tell my dad we're going to mothertrucking rock and roll. I can't swear in front of my blood. We'll probably do lunch or something later today. Later on in the day My plans for tonight include hanging out with Badass Matt. I don't know if I will because I want to arrange my room a little and clean it because it's pretty disgusting. Tomorrow is Thursday meaning.. Uhm.. Meeting with Oliver at 3:30 and then hanging out with Jason later in the day. Friday is a reconnection ceremony of sorts with Andrea and then GLO JOE PARTY AT MY HOUSE. It will probably just be BSB drinking games which I am perfectly fine with. My life so far It's been pretty fair. Saturday I awoke and got ready for Zack's grad party. I then went to work and spent the night with Ryan, Shawn, and Nick. On Sunday I worked (which is so rare that I am looking for a second job) and then Zack came over with Jaci and Stephanie joined us. We watched Camp Nowhere and old Backstreet Boy flicks!!!! It was gnar!!!!!!!!! Last night I went to a bonfire with Nick (For his birthday. I'M SORRY ZACK!) and it was at Abby's. I HAD SO MANY FLAUTAS LAST NIGHT. I LOVE EL BURRITO LOCO. p.s. what does TSILF mean? READ 9 COMMENT

[12 Apr 2006|09:04pm] fdafaw READ 1 COMMENT

[20 Feb 2006|10:01pm] I'm going to California. READ 8 COMMENT

[26 Jan 2006|04:45pm] [ mood | geeky ] [ music | T&TW - I Always Knew ] http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/28914876 And I've had every single song on this album since July. 4 points to my indie cred. COMMENT

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